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NGee
aka Neil Gregory is a boy, has been a member since June 4, 2004, has scored 4334 submissions, giving an average score of 2.03.
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Mountains are often inclined to be difficult.
of 33 votes, 52% like it
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Boss battles aren't as much fun in real life.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
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You have to walk the walk before you can run the run
of 21 votes, 62% like it
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They may not see much in mirrors, but those vampires dress sharp!
of 24 votes, 71% like it
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Orators are all talk.
of 22 votes, 64% like it
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Still learning how to walk the walk
of 19 votes, 58% like it
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I'm with invisible ->
of 33 votes, 64% like it
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a perfectionist.
of 39 votes, 51% like it
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My love of FREE time COST me my career
of 34 votes, 56% like it
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My sides will split? Don't make me laugh.
of 22 votes, 68% like it
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Side-splitting is a serious issue
of 19 votes, 68% like it
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Forgive me, but I need to get this off my chest...
of 25 votes, 52% like it
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Trying to be 'down with the kids' has ruined my knees
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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Play with fire, you get burned. Play with words, you get learned.
of 39 votes, 54% like it
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Downhill - that's how I roll.
of 53 votes, 72% like it
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I don't like to draw attention - it's a little too abstract.
of 46 votes, 83% like it
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I drew first, but the other guy used a permanent marker.
of 41 votes, 73% like it
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Once upon a time my imagination ran away with me...
of 36 votes, 69% like it
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I have 5-star general knowledge
of 39 votes, 64% like it
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Spellcheckers are four losers.
of 47 votes, 64% like it
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I fought for my right to party. Now I want some peace and quiet.
of 47 votes, 60% like it
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In the future, they won't make 'em like they do now.
of 85 votes, 81% like it
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This is the world's most legible coffee stain.
of 80 votes, 79% like it
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If only I could recycle time instead of wasting it.
of 84 votes, 76% like it
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I'm carving out a career in the pumpkin business
of 80 votes, 70% like it
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Knights and Dragons agree: Damsels cause distress.
of 94 votes, 78% like it
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Originality vanishes with a trace.
of 88 votes, 74% like it
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I'm not daydreaming, I'm hypothesizing.
of 103 votes, 83% like it
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The time you invested in reading this is strictly non-refundable.
of 93 votes, 73% like it
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Restraining orders have forced me to stop following my dreams
of 132 votes, 86% like it
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Please wait while your opinion is validated
of 91 votes, 77% like it
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My imaginary friend never doubts me.
of 80 votes, 74% like it
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Lateral thinkers: always pulling the envelope
of 73 votes, 77% like it
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I'm exercising my right not to exercise.
of 120 votes, 75% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Artistic talent is really the luck of the draw.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Border control always puts me on edge.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Boss battles aren't as fun in real life.
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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Can you answer a rhetorical question for me?
of 142 votes, 53% like it
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Does anyone actually sell hotcakes?
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Does my ego look big in this?
of 137 votes, 50% like it
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Don't knock it until you've tried it...except for closed doors.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Don't make me use mind control on you!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Don't try a closed door until you've knocked it.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Eye bee leave inn core wrecked pro nun sea a shone
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Find me a haystack in a needle and I'll be REALLY impressed
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Flightless birds are more grounded.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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FREE HUGS*
*subject to approval
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Free will does not exist...prove me wrong.
of 58 votes, 64% like it
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Free will is an illusion. Think about it.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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How come nobody wants to be new-school anymore?
of 132 votes, 54% like it
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I don't just talk the talk, I run the run, too.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I get by with a little help from my shoulder.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I heart my mom, I mean Freud!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I hit the headlines once...they hit back harder
of 49 votes, 57% like it
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I like my frown just the way it is.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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I like to let my shirts do the talking.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I only break the laws I know about.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I see myself as:
a) Minion
b) Henchman
c) Overlord
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I stopped believing.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I WILL take 'No' for an answer
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I'd be more heroic, but my shining armor is at the polishers.
of 71 votes, 63% like it
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I'd be more hip if I was less well-rounded.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm forging a new life as a conman
of 46 votes, 63% like it
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I'm making a concerted effort to appreciate the orchestra.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I'm not a control freak, I just like joysticks.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I'm still learning how to walk the walk
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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I've been in the character building business all my life
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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If I were you, I'd try to be a little more like me.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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If you play with words you're going to get learned.
of 37 votes, 43% like it
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It's a common misconception that wild geese eat red herrings.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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It's behind me, isn't it.
of 165 votes, 62% like it
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It's hip to be square, but I'm too well-rounded.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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It's hip to be square, not a well-rounded individual.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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JOIN THE DOTS (they're better than the dashes)
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Life is faster in italics.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Look me in the eye and think that.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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mix tapes not drinks
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My lust for life has led to legal complications
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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My pillow says I coulda been a contender.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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No strings attached.*
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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OK, I admit. I can't walk the walk.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Opinions are overrated.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Origami masters make dull poker players
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Pirates - in it for the booty
of 157 votes, 55% like it
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Please DO NOT follow me to continue reading this.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Secret agents double-cross their 't's and micro-dot their 'i's.
of 66 votes, 50% like it
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Sorry, I'm looking for one of the OTHER fish in the sea.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a perfectionist.
of 73 votes, 63% like it
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Two-headed monsters are better than one.
of 66 votes, 67% like it
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When in doubt, I err on the side of um
of 48 votes, 58% like it
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When it comes to killing time, I consider myself a ninja
of 76 votes, 64% like it
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When push comes to shove, somebody's going down.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Word to your motherboard
of 54 votes, 69% like it
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You can take a walk on the wild side, but you have to go barefoot
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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You can't 'make believe' without 'a lie'.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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You have to crawl the crawl before you can walk the walk
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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You know you're getting soft when you start having hard feelings.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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You scratch my car, I'll dent yours.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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