i had a spot of food poisoning the other week. first time i've puked in years. it's horrible when it goes up your nose.

what's on tv at this time of the morning?

yeah this is the first time I've thrown up sine I was like 6. I was not prepared for the endless amounts of substance regurgitated from inside my depths.

This is like, when I'm always here, and then I get really lonely cause no-one else is.

Are you still feeling sick? Throwing up is pretty awful, but sometimes it does help you feel better.

I feel better, but hungry. I kept on thinking about something that makes me kind of happy, maybe when I'm really happy it makes me throw up.

Hahaha. Maybe you were so sickeningly happy that you actually made yourself sick?

Anyway, if you have lemonade, that can help. Well, flat lemonade. Cause the bubbles are kinda not so helpful. Or you can boil it, like my grandma used to. When she hadn't run out of lemonade and then given me a vodka mixer instead.

My grandma was awesome.

I hope you feel better duder. I love the moment after you throw up when you no longer have any pain in your body, it's almost worth throwing up for.

ALMOST.

Last time i threw up a couple months back apparently i did it with such a force that i burst some blood vessels in my eye which i didn't know until two days later and went to work and people kept asking me why my eyes were so bloodshot.

You had too many shots of alcohol and too many bodily fluids at Threadmas, didnt ya?

It sucks when your stomach muscles hurt from throwing up so much. That hasn't happened to me in a long time, luckily.

I hate when you retch but there's no puke to be puked. So it just feels like your stomach is melting itself.

did you.....

pics it at all?


just wondering

Have you even puked and pooped at the same time. Now that's a weird feeling.
I would imagine

I think we've already talked about it, but what takes priority when you have to poopspuke, you know, both at the same time?

applesforjonah
applesforjonah on Dec 15 '09 at 6:41am
I think we've already talked about it, but what takes priority when you have to poopspuke, you know, both at the same time?

which one would you wanna clean up?

puke between the legs and risk devastatingly bad results if you catch it in your lap?

Ideally you would sit on the seat and use the garbage can to catch the ralph. But not every situation is ideal.

I think it may seem like you have many options for the puke n' poop but when it comes down to that deciding moment anything is possible.

:(

don't be sad, shit happens

i crack myself up
wow it's early

I had like maybe 2 or 3 hours of sleep last night, I mean I basically laid in bed since like 12, just with my eyes closed, then I hurled, and then for another 5 hours I laid in bed.

oh man. are you sick? food poisoning? get better soon! i've had nights light that. once i fell asleep by the toilet bc of some crazy stomach flu. i lost 7 pounds in 2 days :

I feel a little better now, so I don't think I have food poisoning, I think it's mostly because I HAD A WILD AND CRAZY NIGHT AND ATE LIKE A WHOLE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH AND DRANK LIKE HALF OF A BEER AND THEN TOTALLY WALKED ON A RAILROAD TRACK AND THEN ALMOST GOT FINED AND I WAS SO EXCITED THAT I CAME HOME AND I COULDN'T SLEEP BECAUSE I DEVELOPED RESTELESS LEG SYNDROME SO I JUST KEPT ON KICKING MY FEET AND THEN I THREW UP EVERYTHING OUT OF EXCITEMENT.

I blame video sandwich

that is so psychopath, man

you poor thing!

remember to keep drinking clear fluids like water and gatorade. no OJ or other juices that might cause diarrhea.

also, defizzed 7up is helpful to settle your tummy.
to defizz: pour 7up into a glass, then pour that into another glass, back and forth until most bubbles stop.

drink sips not gulps

even if you'r still barfy, drink anyway because your body will retain at least a little bit of fluid.

try to sleep

Well, I'm kind of a wild and crazy kid.

feel better bromairng

trishxtrash on Dec 15 '09 at 6:36am
Have you even puked and pooped at the same time. Now that's a weird feeling.
I would imagine

this happened the last time i was in vomit mode. the feeling is a little more than weird.

it's...

it's just terrible.

some things are better left unsaid!

I feel like so psycopath and so rockstar.

pooping and barfing at the same time is like a roman candle shooting out of both ends at the same time

at first glance i thought "SINK, SINK, SINK, BATH TUB, TOILET, TOILET, OH SHIT, SINK" was a video game power move or something. UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START!

julia, did you know that one time i pooped and vomited AT THE SAME TIME?

dudes, one time I pooped and vomited while laughing really hard at paul blart mall cop.

i think the term for pooping and vomiting at the same time is referred to as "Blarting"

voomping

you probably have staphylococcus

poomiting?

taking a sharf?

one time i pooped and puked while i was puking and pooping!

thathotness817

the sickest i've been in years was about a year and a half ago at margo's parents' house. who knows what caused it, but i blame it on the sausages i ate for dinner.

her dad had cooked out on the grill, and it was all quite tasty, so i had a big full belly full of rich, hearty, greasy meat. something didn't agree with my belly, and i started feeling kind of ill afterward.

margo and i were sitting on her bed talking, and she tried to cuddle up next to me. "umm... i don't think you should do that... i... i kind of feel sick... i.... i might have to head to the bathroom pretty soon"

i sat up and was all "oh, no, i feel fine, this is going to be fine", and then in the blink of an eye, nope, it was all over. i ran to the bathroom but didn't have time to throw the toilet seat open before the party started. my vomit was thick and chunky from the huge dinner i'd just eaten, and it clogged the sink, quickly filling it to the brim. there was a lot of it. i couldn't just leave it like that, and my only thought was to transfer it from the sink to the toilet. so i did.

i scooped it up handful by handful and transported the piping hot, greasy, chunky vomit from the sink to the nearby toilet. it took a while. as soon as i finished rinsing off my hands i could feel it coming again, but this time in a different direction.

but as soon as i sat on the toilet, the vomit decided to say hi again. i used the trash can. i spent (literally) the next 3 hours on the toilet expelling every last bit of moisture my body had in it out any hole it would escape from. once all the moisture was gone, i just dry-heaved for a good half hour after that.

margo and her mom were sitting in the nearby living room trying to have a conversation, but every few minutes their words were perforated with the most horrendous gut-churning sounds of my agony. they'd pause awkwardly, wait for my moans and expulsions to temporarily subside, and then continue again.

once the waterworks were over, i quickly got a fever and was shaking from head to toe. margo let me borrow some of her sweatpants and sweatshirt, which obviously barely fit, and i curled up in her bed and shook. her mom was a real sweetheart and drove to the store and bought me some anti-diarrhea medicine and some gingerale. i shivered and shook there the rest of the night.

and thus was the story of the first time i ever spent the night in margo's bed ;)

lol i remember hearing that story. i'm glad i've actually heard it, and therefore do not have to read that.

wow

that's awful, yet hilarious

:^( and :^)

graphic.

graphically delicious

oh man

I would never put my hands in vomit

putting my hands in wet sand weirds me out enough

I had to stick my hands in mine this morning to pull out the plug in the sink

O_O

Oh my god, kevin... that story made me feel so sorry for you but also I am laughing because of how you told it. You poor thing!

And having to unplug the sink sucks. I hope you didn't run the water in the sink first. I've thrown up from doing that before. It just makes it worse.

ugghh.

i don't have a gross story of my own despite all the times i've recently blarfed. but my brother said once after a #2 the toilet started to almost overflow so he stuck his hands in the toilet and pushed it through :((((((

i told him that he could've just turned off the water to the toilet. but... life lessons.

Im hyper dehydrated now, I've been sleeping all day and my head feels like poop. I was going to do something special for someone today too :(