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tracerbullet aka Tanooki Suit Mario is the best Mario is a 24.61 year old boy, has been a member since January 7, 2006, has scored 14003 submissions, giving an average score of 2.11.
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  Nov 17 '09 by tracerbullet        26 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
It is considered uncouth to remove your pants in the middle of the store so that you can try on a different pair of pants. Please know what size pants you wear before entering the store.

Signed,

Everyone else in the store

charity.ryan
charity.ryan on Nov 17 '09 at 12:31pm
oh man...he did not.
Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie on Nov 17 '09 at 12:31pm
you kidding? why do you think i stand around the mens section in the thrift store
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 17 '09 at 12:32pm
he did!
corey9
corey9 on Nov 17 '09 at 12:32pm
21st and market?
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 17 '09 at 12:32pm
tess, if you want me to remove my pants, you just need to ask
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 17 '09 at 12:32pm
yes, corey!
TheInfamousBaka
TheInfamousBaka on Nov 17 '09 at 12:32pm
Was he wearing boxers at least? And even so, his little friend could have decided to say hi to everyone if that were the case. Crazy ass people.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 17 '09 at 12:34pm
he was wearing boxers, but still. come on!
corey9
corey9 on Nov 17 '09 at 12:34pm
um, sorry about that.
Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie on Nov 17 '09 at 12:35pm
Brian, would you remove your pants for me?
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 17 '09 at 12:44pm
whoa, corey, did you get a full-body skin replacement? i didn't even recognize you!

of course, tess.
jillustration
   jillustration on Nov 17 '09 at 12:47pm
Don't they have a dressing room?
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Nov 17 '09 at 12:47pm
oh man.

I want to try that.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 17 '09 at 12:47pm
i guess not, jill
courtney pie
courtney pie on Nov 17 '09 at 12:49pm
what? no picture?
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Nov 17 '09 at 12:53pm
was it Pantsless Lance?
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 17 '09 at 12:59pm
maybe!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Nov 17 '09 at 12:59pm
lol @ Pantless Lance

Also,

EWWWWWWW!
t4sh4
t4sh4 on Nov 17 '09 at 1:01pm
Hahahaah that's funny.
corey9
corey9 on Nov 17 '09 at 1:06pm
ha! na. just a lucky guess.
i think that kinda thing probably happens there a lot.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 17 '09 at 1:08pm
probably. it's definitely not the nicest thrift store i've been to. but it's basically the only one around here. i need to go to the goodwill in south philly at some point.
nikolina100
nikolina100 on Nov 17 '09 at 1:17pm
bwahahaha, oh dear
kevinwells
kevinwells on Nov 17 '09 at 1:27pm
i feel weird enough trying on a button-down shirt over my current t-shirt in a store, i don't think i'd ever just whip the pants right on off
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 17 '09 at 1:29pm
that's what you have me for, kevin. to whip your pants right on off.
kevinwells
kevinwells on Nov 17 '09 at 1:39pm
i'd accept that. in fact, i expect nothing less.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Nov 17 '09 at 1:39pm
i concur.
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