Profile for Bramish - How easy would it be

Bramish aka Maggoty Grasshoppe is a 31.49 year old boy, has been a member since September 7, 2005, has scored 32820 submissions, giving an average score of 1.96.

URL: http://bramishisanidiot.blogspot.com/
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Dec 17 '09 by Bramish

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How easy would it be

for me to move to America, particularly around California, and find a job in a bar there?

Just askin'.

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jamesf on Dec 17 '09 at 11:37am

could be tricky getting a work visa as i understand it.

Bramish on Dec 17 '09 at 11:39am

What if I were to work... ILLEGALLY!

Tonteau on Dec 17 '09 at 11:39am

I shop you to the feds for money.

tracerbullet on Dec 17 '09 at 11:40am

plenty of people work illegally in california. i don't see why you couldn't.

Tonteau on Dec 17 '09 at 11:40am

That came across very russian sounding.

Tess Fondie on Dec 17 '09 at 11:40am

California is one of the hardest places to live from what I hear. Several of my friends have moved out there and had to return less than a year cuz all their money was shot and they couldn't find a job even at a diner.

don't you have friends there though? that'd probably make it easier

jamesf on Dec 17 '09 at 11:41am

i did something a little like that. went out on a tourist visa for a couple of months at a time. i think your stay in the US is limited to 90 days before you have to leave on a standard tourist visa. and if they catch you you're unlikely to be let in again

Bramish on Dec 17 '09 at 11:41am

The only friends I have there are people like Annie and Phil. And they're not even real people.

Roostersauce on Dec 17 '09 at 11:41am

probably pretty easy. If you have experience and a suave accent

jamesf on Dec 17 '09 at 11:42am

suave accent

grimsby is also known suavesvilles

littlem on Dec 17 '09 at 11:42am

hahah bastard!

Bramish on Dec 17 '09 at 11:43am

Ha. Mine is more of a Nottinghamshire accent for some reason.

Jackanapes mk.II on Dec 17 '09 at 11:43am

I don't know. I've never done it.

littlem on Dec 17 '09 at 11:43am

i think you all should move out here and tend bar so i can get sloshed every night with friends

SuperRyan on Dec 17 '09 at 11:44am

California can be pretty expensive to live in. Also, the state is having serious financial troubles.

SuperRyan on Dec 17 '09 at 11:45am

Just pretend you're a secret agent

kayceislost on Dec 17 '09 at 11:46am

Wrong coast, wrong coast!

littlem on Dec 17 '09 at 11:46am

just ask arnold for a job. you two can discuss life in austria

Jackanapes mk.II on Dec 17 '09 at 11:47am

You say that to everyone, Kayce.

artulo on Dec 17 '09 at 11:48am

Come to the midwest, plenty of bars here! No questions asked.

Bramish on Dec 17 '09 at 11:48am

Actually I don't care where. I just fancy a change.

YaaH on Dec 17 '09 at 11:53am

Have you seen this link? ;D
California bar

SuperRyan on Dec 17 '09 at 11:53am

America is a big place! There are bars in practically every town, so you have your pick of the litter!

tracerbullet on Dec 17 '09 at 11:54am

california likes foreigners. just look at arnold schwarzeneggar.

jamesf on Dec 17 '09 at 11:55am

tracerbullet on Dec 17 '09 at 11:54am
california likes foreigners. just look at arnold schwarzeneggar.

he's foreign? i thought he was just retarded

fatheed on Dec 17 '09 at 11:56am

It's easy. Just get a 'person of exceptional talent' Visa like Moss did.

fatheed on Dec 17 '09 at 11:58am

Hahaha James

Jackanapes mk.II on Dec 17 '09 at 11:59am

California also likes Foreigner. Just look at Kelly Hansen.

No.

Seriosuly.

Loot at him!

Bramish on Dec 17 '09 at 11:59am

Arnie speaks Austrian German with an American accent these days.

kashlen on Dec 17 '09 at 12:01pm

have you not been watching the news? We're having an economic catastrophe. We're all unemployed and living in boxes... duh!

Why would you wanna move here when you can live there? I wish I could pick up and move to Australia or England or Scotland. *sigh*

jamesf on Dec 17 '09 at 12:01pm

i saw this documentary about this french guy that entered into a sham marriage with an american woman to get a green card.

Bramish on Dec 17 '09 at 12:06pm

I'd marry someone for a green card. I'm pretty sure my girlfriend would too.

littlem on Dec 17 '09 at 12:12pm

i'd marry a woman for a green card!
waitaminute....

kashlen on Dec 17 '09 at 12:13pm

i wouldn't marry someone for a green card...haven't you seen that one movie with ryan reynolds and sandra bullock!?!? they almost went to jail. and died ...and every other bad thing you can think of.... :P

Bramish on Dec 17 '09 at 12:16pm

I think I've seen it - Conan The Destroyer wasn't it?

kashlen on Dec 17 '09 at 12:31pm

hahaha...noo

Chipmnk on Dec 17 '09 at 12:40pm

She's talking about The Lion King.

pilihp on Dec 17 '09 at 12:40pm

DO IT!!!!

Chipmnk on Dec 17 '09 at 12:43pm

Also, it's doable. It'll be tough in California with the budget cuts and everything but it's still doable.

SuperRyan on Dec 17 '09 at 12:49pm

Iowa.

jamesf on Dec 17 '09 at 12:56pm

grimsby, illinois

Chipmnk on Dec 17 '09 at 12:57pm

Starland.

lunchboxbrain on Dec 17 '09 at 1:00pm

Your biggest issues would be getting a visa (my wife's friend's fiance tried to get one and was shot down) and the cost of living on the west coast. But if your heart is set on it, you'll find a way to make it happen. Best of luck Bram.

courtney pie on Dec 17 '09 at 4:41pm

also, it's true. annie and phil aren't real. I've met them.

shirtflirt on Dec 17 '09 at 4:44pm

it'd be pretty easy.

littlem on Dec 17 '09 at 7:33pm

alvin said "doable"

huuhhuhuuuhuhu

fatheed on Dec 17 '09 at 7:46pm

Isn't Califlornia going to be the first state to go bankrupt?

SuperRyan on Dec 17 '09 at 7:53pm

It was really close to bankruptcy. They are cutting spending, having people work furlough days, and they even had a massive government "garage sale/yard sale."

I heard on the radio today that Georgia won't have any money by next week if the federal government doesn't give the state like a $70 billion loan.

shirtflirt on Dec 17 '09 at 7:54pm

cali's bankrupt morally so it's a perfect fit

Chipmnk on Dec 17 '09 at 7:56pm

Oh, there are all kinds of things wrong with California. I would recommend people not attend school in California. Budget cuts on top of tuition hikes have made things ridiculous.

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