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d3d aka Leon is a 34.38 year old boy, has been a member since August 23, 2005, has scored 16216 submissions, giving an average score of 2.17.
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  Dec 12 '09 by d3d        69 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
my son has become a pretty active sleepwalker. a few minutes ago he got up and went to mutter at the washing machine in the laundry, and when i asked him what he was up to he said he was looking for the thing that he never actually got.

i was freaking out a bit because i thought he was definitely insane or possessed, so i read a heap of stuff about it and apparently it's pretty common in kids, particularly young boys, and i should consider myself lucky he's not the type of sleepwalker who mistakes things for toilets and pees all over the house.
and then i remembered there were a few times i found myself in weird places at night as a kid, so i figure it's no big deal and he'll grow out of it.

anyway, my point is: were you a sleepwalker and did you ever do anything completely ridiculous?
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deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Dec 12 '09 at 7:15am
I was and possible still am. My dad had to put a chain on the front door that was high enough for me not to reach. Our neighbour found me outside in the snow in my nighty. I also climbed out a window (frontunately onto a veranda).

More recently I was sleeping in a different room to my boyfriend as I had a really bad cold. I got up and went back to our bed, but had no pillow, as it was in the other room. After wrestling Craig's pillow from under his head he shouted at me and sent me back to the other room. I got out of bed and spat the words "make sure the phasers are set to stun" and left.

relaxing before bed, and not playing computer games etc can help with sleep walking.
tiffa34
tiffa34 on Dec 12 '09 at 7:27am
^ Lol at the phaser thing!

My brother used to sleepwalk a bit, one time he got out of bed, went into the living room and peed in the corner. I'm pretty sure he's grown out of it now though.
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Dec 12 '09 at 7:48am
My aunrie still does it. She once ended up on a hotel balcony which is a bit scary. Hopefully he does grow out of it.
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Dec 12 '09 at 7:51am
Oops, I meant Auntie.

Also, somambulism is such a cool word. I learnt it from the Cabinet of Dr Caligari, which is also really cool.

Dodgy trailer, because embedding a 1 hour youtube clip is stupid:

d3d
   d3d on Dec 12 '09 at 7:53am
lol deb.

a couple of times it's been hilarious, but mostly it's just a reason for me to stay up until at least 1am to be sure he's settled for the night.
d3d
   d3d on Dec 12 '09 at 7:54am
yeah me too johnno. we watched it in film class at uni.
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Dec 12 '09 at 8:06am
That's exactly where I saw it too. Uni was good for something after all.
ginetteginette
   ginetteginette on Dec 12 '09 at 8:07am
i used to be a mega sleepwalker. i would mostly just wake up really really late at night and show up at the door of my parents room and my mom would wake up and shriek or something and tell me to go back to bed.

but this one time i guess i woke up and turned on all the lights in the house (i guess i'm still afraid of the dark when i sleepwalk?) and fell asleep in the basement. this was on the same night my mom apparently had a vivid nightmare about robbers coming into our house so she was really frightened by all the lights being on until she found me sleeping on the sofa.
jodabaum
   jodabaum on Dec 12 '09 at 8:10am
i learned the word somnabulist from the olldd incubus song "vitamin"

and no, ive never slept walk that i know of... but i roll around alot in my sleep...
jeffreyg
jeffreyg on Dec 12 '09 at 8:23am
i used to be one as well :P idk what i would do but i would always wake up somewhere other than my bed.
quister
   quister on Dec 12 '09 at 11:51am
My parents and a couple of visiting guests watched me walk into the kitchen, step on the garbage can foot pedal and pee inside it. All the while, my mother was asking, John, what are you doing?
martiandrivein
martiandrivein on Dec 12 '09 at 11:55am
I was definitely a sleep walker. When I was younger I once walked all the way downstairs and stood in my parents room laughing in the doorway.

Freshman year of college I went to San Diego to visit my grandparents and got tired, so I went to bed earlier than everyone else. When my parents came back to go to their room, I was standing in the hallway. my mom asked me "Rolf, didn't you go to bed" and I said "I haven't gone to bed yet" and she said "I thought you were tired, and I said "I was, so I went to sleep" and she said "Then why did you say you hadn't?" And from there on I just mumbled so they knew I was asleep.
opifan64
   opifan64 on Dec 12 '09 at 11:56am
I used to sleepwalk. Maybe get a front door latch high enough that he can't reach it so he doesn't wander outside. I recently read about a kid who unlocked the door an got outside and then was hit by a car (luckily he was okay).
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on Dec 12 '09 at 12:03pm
Never was a sleep walker. My best friend was. I guess the most memorable incident was when he woke up 15 blocks away from his home in his underwear down at the lumber mill.

He was a weird kid.
d3d
   d3d on Dec 12 '09 at 4:13pm
i'm going to buy a door chain this morning. i could do without the stress.
apparently it's most common to sleepwalk between 11pm and 1am, which is definitely what he does, and i rarely go to bed before 1 so i can catch him most of the time, but once i'm asleep nothing wakes me.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Dec 12 '09 at 4:19pm
My roommate was apparently a sleepwalker in his youth but not now.

I've never been a sleepwalker. I do talk in my sleep sometimes.
NomadSlim
   NomadSlim on Dec 12 '09 at 4:20pm
I tried to leave my house when I was a kid. I got open the front door, but the screen was jammed and I apparently tried to pry it open for a bit before calling it a night and falling asleep on the couch.
outline
   outline on Dec 12 '09 at 4:23pm
yeah i was never a sleepwalker.

but i still do talk in my sleep occasionally.

most of the time i yell about pie.
Andreas Mohacsy
   Andreas Mohacsy on Dec 12 '09 at 4:28pm
i had night tremors... it was terrifying

worse for other people around men though, who thought i was completely possessed!
Khol
Khol on Dec 12 '09 at 4:33pm
I used to be a sleepwalker as well. Most often I would just wake up in one of the two guest bedrooms. Although, I once woke up in my closet and another time I was on the deck, but I think I walked through all the rose bushes because I had thorns and scratches all over me when I woke up.

And my cousins tell me that one of my aunts once got up, went to the kitchen, got a knife and then roamed around the great room mumbling "I'm not going to eat the chicken" in German (she's a vegetarian). They were pretty freaked.
d3d
   d3d on Dec 12 '09 at 4:41pm
that's awesome. it's no wonder the idea of zombies exists. i wonder how many sleepwalkers were killed in the dark ages for suspected possesion or something.
SteveOramA
SteveOramA on Dec 12 '09 at 4:57pm
nope, i was never a sleepwalker i don't think.

but...
my family and i used to play pranks on each other a lot. one time i woke my brother up late at night and told him it was time to get up for school. he got up all fast and in a hurry and i told him i was joking but he didn't stop what he was doing. i yelled at him and he kept going. it was weird. and then i followed him to the bathroom to see what he was going to do and then he looked at me, turned away from the toilet and pissed all over the wall. i yelled at him "what are you doing?" and then he looked down, snapped out of it, and starting crying in a panic. he had no idea what he was doing! and then my mom yelled at him for peeing all over the wall and the floor.

i felt bad.

lesson learned: don't mess with a sleepwalker!
nikolina100
nikolina100 on Dec 12 '09 at 5:02pm
my daughter totally sleep walks on a very regular basis.
She tends to grab all the covers off her bed and walk around with them. One time she did this and proceeded to tell me her coat was so heavy! haha! Another time she was hell bent on me getting her bike out for her. I was like, no baby, it's 1am....she was pissed!!
She talks like she's so serious but barely ever makes sense. It's totally creepy sometimes and when I try to turn her around and send her back to her room she is wicked strong trying to resist me....total weirdness!! I used to get freaked out really bad, but my Mom told me I did the same thing....and I out grew it :)
Pakpandir
   Pakpandir on Dec 12 '09 at 6:09pm
one time i thought i woke up to go to the toilet to pee coz i badly needed to go. So i was there peeing, and it felt so good to let it go. Then i felt a warm sensation and realized i was peeing in my pants, ON THE BED! i never left it. weird. maybe it was an out-of-body experience
Krimson
Krimson on Dec 12 '09 at 6:14pm
My old roommate talks in his sleep, which was funny. I often, if I was having enough trouble sleeping, would engage him in conversation.

He is a math major, and most of his dreams were weird fantastic stories that often involved numbers and followed the basic form of a logic proof.
applesforjonah
applesforjonah on Dec 12 '09 at 6:16pm
I'm a total sleep walker. I'll wake up in different beds/rooms and such.
brentendo
brentendo on Dec 12 '09 at 6:17pm
there was one time my bro woke up in the middle of the night when we were camping, I was still awake reading so looked up to see what he was doing. He got up out his sleeping bag then scratched at the side of the tent trying to find the zip, he couldn't open it so he just started pissing against the door until I shouted at him and he woke up. So freaky.

Also I don't think I ever sleepwalked myself though I have vague memories of going downstairs in the middle of the night and doing the washing up before being woken up by my mum.. though it's so vague it could've been a childhood dream or something.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Dec 12 '09 at 6:31pm
I thought this was about julia.
Cochon
Cochon on Dec 12 '09 at 6:40pm
I barricaded myself beneath my bed on a night i dreamt of being locked in my closet by a robber.
EN AJUSTES
EN AJUSTES on Dec 12 '09 at 8:20pm
deboraborialis on Dec 12 '09 at 7:15am
"make sure the phasers are set to stun"

Epic Gold
maddingo
maddingo on Dec 12 '09 at 8:23pm
someone I use to know faked sleepwalking (walked off the fucking side of an Icebreaker (while it was in port) in the middle of the night... no lie)

in order to get out of the Coast Guard.

apparently at that time at least there was no way to prove if he was truly sleep walking or not so they has to let him out .
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Dec 12 '09 at 8:31pm
sonmambulans
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Dec 12 '09 at 8:31pm
er. . . sonmambulism
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Dec 12 '09 at 8:32pm
My old roommate used to sleepwalk, and I'd wake up to her just standing in my doorway. It was so fucking creepy. She also used to hide her pants in her sleep. They were usually in her bookshelf, or under her pillows.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Dec 12 '09 at 8:44pm
the only time I think I ever did was when our upstairs bathroom was under construction, like the floor was totally gone. I was a little kid and I went in to use it and fortunately my parents saw me and woke me up before I walked through the floor.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Dec 12 '09 at 8:45pm
as a kid, basically every morning I would wake up at the foot of my bed. I also rolled out of bed onto the floor a lot.

I still sleep with the covers pulled up over my head.
d3d
   d3d on Dec 12 '09 at 8:52pm
while researching sleepwalking last night i also discovered there's a condition called sexsomnia, which is characterised by sexual touching, thrusting, and pretty much anything erotic you can think of, all while sleeping. it's totally sleepsexing. if i don't have it i'd love to know how to get it. or how to give someone it.
littlem
littlem on Dec 12 '09 at 9:02pm
one night, i heard one of my kids get outa bed and head toward the bathroom.
i didn't hear anything that sounded like he was going pee, so i got up and the door was open and he was peeing in the trash can.
lol
minxorjinx
minxorjinx on Dec 12 '09 at 9:13pm
Leeee-YAWN!
brentendo
brentendo on Dec 12 '09 at 9:22pm
shakethesheets on Dec 12 '09 at 8:45pm
as a kid, basically every morning I would wake up at the foot of my bed. I also rolled out of bed onto the floor a lot.

I still sleep with the covers pulled up over my head.


can you breathe under there? :( I always used to freak when my head got covered because I thought I'd suffocate
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Dec 12 '09 at 9:27pm
haha yeah I breathe fine - just a sheet, not loads of blankets or anything :)

boyfriend makes fun of me for it, guess it's a little awkward to wake up next to
Stoma
Stoma on Dec 12 '09 at 9:32pm
I have a cousin who eats in his sleep. He has done it for many years and I think he still does it sometimes even though he's tried different medications and treatments.
ChrisDB
ChrisDB on Dec 12 '09 at 9:38pm
i sleepwalked once i think. I need to take a wizz, went into the bathroom, walked around in it and eventually pissed in the sink!!
EN AJUSTES
EN AJUSTES on Dec 12 '09 at 9:50pm
I remember now:
I had just got my first computer, like 10 years ago or so. I was pretty obsessed about it, changing icons, themes, wallpapers, sounds. Then I went camping for a couple of days. When I got back, really tired, I fell asleep on the couch. Someone told me to go to my bed, so I went to the bathroom (still asleep) and started to look for the mouse, mumbling something like "who changed the configuration?". Then I woke up and realized it wasn't the monitor in front of me, but my own reflection in the mirror, looking like a total moron.
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Dec 13 '09 at 4:27pm
My boyfriend got up in the night and was trying to open the window. He was using the handle like a door handle though, so it wouldn't open. I asked what the hell he was doing. He grunted, turned around, and went to the bathroom for a pee. He was bollock naked and had to lift up the blind to get to the window handle. I hope there was no one in the street.
Polyester Jones
Polyester Jones on Dec 13 '09 at 4:43pm
my little brother sleepwalks and gets night terrors sometimes.

once, at the cabin, he got out of bed and was convinced my father had burned the house down and killed me. He went and got my dad (who had a flashlight) and was pointing at me (asleep) saying "look what you did, you killed her" and crying.
My dad was trying to wake him up but he was soooo out of it. He eventually just went back to bed, and didn't remember a thing in the morning.

He does that once in a while; it's kind of like acting out one's dreams.
margolove
margolove on Dec 13 '09 at 4:49pm
yes... I don't know if I was when I was younger (I think my parents would have noticed), but I am now (although not so much since I sleep in a lofted bed right now). My roommate last year would always tell me about it, though. I laugh, tell stories, say things that don't make any sense, carry on conversations, and give people dirty looks.

Anyway, I did something kind of terrible to my roommate last year... during the first week of school, she had a dude come over and they had sex while I was "asleep." The only problem was that I woke up five minutes before they started and I had to lie there and try to cover my ears/turn away awkwardly and pretend to be asleep the whole time. I think she kind of knew I might've been awake, so she apologized awhile later. About two weeks later, she and I were in the room and I was asleep. She was rustling around on her bed and I sat up and looked her in the eyes and said "WOULD YOU AND YOUR FRIEND LIKE SOME ALONE TIME?! All you have to do is ask."

And then I went back to sleep.

So apparently I am a passive-aggressive somnambulist.

I also left the room a couple of times, but I guess I came back pretty fast.

Realistically, I'm pretty creeped out by my nighttime wanderings, because for the most part no one can tell me what I've been doing and I don't even know what's happened. So I've probably done tons of shit I don't even know about. Plus it gets worse when I'm sleep-deprived or stressed out. Ack.
iPear
iPear on Dec 13 '09 at 4:51pm
I have a friend who told me that one time when he was a kid he woke up completely naked with his pajamas folded neatly at the corner of his bed.

I don't actually think that helps anyone, I just really want people to know that I have a friend who got molested in his sleep.
iPear
iPear on Dec 13 '09 at 4:51pm
(probably)
margolove
margolove on Dec 13 '09 at 4:53pm
hahaha pear

I fold clothes in my sleep sometimes. Like, pick them up from off of the floor, fold them, and stack them.

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